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FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

How much is shipping?
Shipping rates are determined by the number of items. For each demon, please figure $4 shipping and handling charges.

How is payment made?
Payment is happily accepted by PayPal only. If interested in purchasing a demon, hit the 'Buy Now' button and proceed to your shopping cart. All details are handled within your PayPal account. Once word is received that your payment has been made, your demons will be shipped right away!

How long will it take for my demons to arrive?
Once payment has been approved, please allow up to 10 days for regular parcel post. There are no shipments outside of the United States.

Can I order more than one of the same demon?
No, each demon is summoned from its own special origin of existence. All of the items on this site are unique art pieces and there are no duplicates of any single demon (even though there may be some that look eerily alike another!) That means that once you order it, it gets removed from the site and no one can ever order the same thing as you! You are now the proud owner of a one-of-a-kind signed piece of real art!

Care of Demons
The demons are made with a high-grade hobby clay and are fairly resistent to handling, however, don't drop them! Some demons have thin, delicate parts which will break off if dropped. The best way to display these creatures is to use fishing line through the hole (or ribbon looped around the neck) and hang in a safe place. Dust or dirt can be wiped off easily with a damp cloth.

What about privacy?

There are already too many BAD demons around us on a daily basis in the form of lawyers, surveillance cameras, tailgaiters, corrupt government officials, spammers, and junk mail, etc., so it is my policy not to add any more of the wrong kind to your life. I hate invasive phenomena too. You are gently encouraged to only purchase GOOD demons to enrich your life! Therefore, any and all the information collected by this site will be kept strictly confidential and will never ever be sold, reused, rented, disclosed, or loaned in any way, shape, form or even probably even looked at ever again. Your mailing address may be used by DemonChunks for surprise bonuses, postcards, stickers or other good things you are unlikely to complain about. However, should you prefer to never receive any sort of items other than the ones you order, feel free to say so out loud in an email.

Your email address is not used for anything other than order confirmations and customer service.

Any correspondence will be held with the utmost care and will not be used in ways other than for the purposes of purchasing from this site. Should you have any questions at all, please email.

What about returns?
Care is taken to see that your demons arrive safely and in one piece based on the special 200-lb test mailing boxes and packing material. Because each piece is unique, I cannot accept returns or replace your demon if you do not like it or if it arrives damaged.
I hope that you understand I am here to make art and (well, unfortunately for me) not a million dollar profit off you.

Are the demons connected to the occult or Satan in any way?
The demons on this site are GOOD demons! They are here to make fun of the world, to incite a bit of conversation and to add color to your surroundings. Who couldn't use that? If you use your demon in a fashion that conjurs evil, then I cannot be held responsible for your indiscretions!

Thank you!
It is an honor to have you purchase any of my demons. Thank you for your sales and come visit often because the demons are always being replaced by new ones!




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